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ones (March '07)

Optimist, Pessimist, and Engineer

How to Stay Married (The Shoe Box)

The Husband Store

 

Old ones (alphabetical)

Abort, Retry, Ignore ~ "Once upon a midnight dreary ..."

Accountants and the Shrewd Engineers on a Train

Alaskan widower

Appearances

And you thought Your job sucked ...

Another Definition of Engineer

Arguing with an Engineer

Astronaut Anxiety

Auto Repair

AutoCAD Monkey

Average Math Knowledge of Society

Barney is Satan

Battle of the sexes (women)

Bidding: Engineer's Add'l Requirements

Bill should be an Engineer

Building a Fence

The Cabbie

Canned Food

Car Repair

Chemists

Child Engineer

The Citibank Building

Comprehending Engineers on the Golf Course

Computer Contest

Crooks are Stupid

Customer Service and Technology

Dark

Dating

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Day at the Races

Definition of a Chemical Engineer

Dr. Seuss as a Technical Writer

Drug Dealers vs Software Developers

DUI Escape

Efficiency Expert

Ego-wise

Einstein's Speech

Einstein's Theory in Limrick

Electricity...

Engineer and the Bike

Engineer and the Frog

Engineer and the Manager (with the Balloon)

Engineering In Hell

Engineering Rules

Engineers and the Human Body

Engineer's Love Life (gender fair)

Engineer's, Mechanical & Civil

Engineer's Perspective

Engineers Terminologies

Engineer's View

Faultfinding and Maintenance

Female Engineers

First Profession

Fishing Vacation

Flying Chickens

French Maid Techie

Gadgets

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Gates & Auto Technology

Great Engineering Quote

Genie

Handy Engineering Conversions

Hell's Temperature

High Tech Haiku ~ Poem ~

High Tech Management Skills

Hippocratic Oath for Software Engineers

Hollywood Squares Quips

Honesty

Horoscope For The Workplace

How the Internet Began

Hunting Elephants

Hunting Season

Ice Cream

Jar of Rocks

Identification Test

Jar of Rocks

Job Interview

Juggler

Knowledge, Power, and Money

Light Bulbs

Light My BBQ

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Mad Ramblings & Ponderments

Magic Lamp

Man Making

Men are happier

Metric System for Engineers

Miscellaneous Facts

Mouse Balls Inspector

Neologism from the Washington Post

Nerd Season

New Adages for the Workplace

New Element Discovered

New Lyrics to Yesterday

Noah's Ark ~ A Modern Tale

Not Obsolete Yet...

Operating on Enginers

Pick-up Lines

Powers of Concentration

The Priest at Customs

Professional ATMs

Programmer and an Engineer

Programmer and Engineer on an Airplane

Quitting Time

Quiz

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Railroad Gauge

Real Stories of the Non-Technical

The Redhead

Reporting in at the Pearly Gates

Rocket Science

Santa's Checkride

Smithsonian Challenge ~ Reply Letter ~

Snappy Answers

Social Skills

Software Revision Guide

Starting Salary

Stella Awards

Stranded on a Desert Island ...

Summer of 1900

Swearing at Work

The Doctor, Chemist, Engineer and the Guillotine

The Word Engineer ~ Through The Years

Thermodynamics and Couch Potatoes

Things You Learn At The Movies

Third Wish

Ticket Agent's Political Stories

Tomatoes

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Too Sexy for Physics

Trans-Atlantic Flight

Trapper's Stove

Universal Law for the Naive Engineer

Viagra and Alzheimer's

Was it Suicide? Or Murder? Or Suicide? You decide

What I Learned from Mom

What Retired Engineers Know

What the Engineer says {and what we really mean}

Why Date an Engineer?

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? answers ...

Why Engineers Don't Write Cook Books?

With Age Comes Wisdom

Wordplay from the Washington Post

World's Shortest Books

Worst Analogies

Wyoming State Trooper

Zeno's Question

3 Metal Spheres

4 Golfers on a Sunday

8th Grade Test ~ 1895 ~ How would You do?

10 Reasons to Date or Marry an Engineer

10 Things Engineering Schools Don't Teach

17 Thought-Provocations

20 Things that Never Happen on Star Trek

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