Handy Engineering Conversions

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? = Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup? = Won ton 1 millionth of a mouthwash? = 1 microscope Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement? = 1 bananosecond Weight an evangelist carries with God? = 1 billigram Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour? = Knotfurlong 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone? = 1 Rod Serling Half of a large intestine? = 1 semicolon 1,000,000 aches? = 1 megahurtz Basic unit of laryngitis? = 1 hoarsepower Shortest distance between two jokes? = A straight line 453.6 graham crackers? = 1 pound cake 1 million-million microphones? = 1 megaphone 1 million bicycles? = 2 megacycles 365.25 days? = 1 unicycle 2000 mockingbirds? = 2 kilomockingbirds 10 cards? = 1 decacards 1 kilogram of falling figs? = 1 Fig Newton 1000 milliliters of wet socks? = 1 literhosen.. 1 millionth of a fish? = 1 microfiche 1 trillion pins? = 1 terrapin 10 rations? = 1 decoration 100 rations? = 1 C-ration 2 monograms? = 1 diagram 8 nickels? = 2 paradigms 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital? = 1 IV League 100 Senators? = Not1 decision