Customer Service

Support #1

"Do you know anything about this fax-machine?"

"A little. What's wrong?"

"Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a cover-sheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened."

"How did you load the sheet?"

"It's a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident. So I folded it so only the recipient could open it and read it."

Support #2

Tech Support: "What does the screen say now?"

Caller: "It says Hit ENTER when ready."

Tech Support: "Well?"

Caller: "How do I know when it's ready?"